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Story Time: Comical insight from a mom of 5 boys homesteading on the Canadian Prairies. Debt free homesteading.

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So many strange things happened this week

Story Time So many strange things happened this week. If there was a photo album to depict it, some of the captions might be: "Happy day! The sun is shining, the wind is calm, birds are returning, the frogs are croaking, red sun-kissed cheeks. Spring arrived- today! "Taking the goat for a walk! Apparently she has separation anxiety because she HATED being out in the pasture. I guess she will be a free-range goat now." "Springtime: mud everywhere. The boys took this to heart using it as...
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How far is too far?

Simply Restored Simple Country Living and Farm Fresh Products Story Time I've discovered a magic solution. Something that will instantly reduce stress, make you a better parent, housekeeper, homeschooling mom, anything! It will save you money, maybe even make you money, and create more free time in your schedule. I told you: magic. I suppose there is a catch; it does require something from you, but it's not nearly as challenging as you may think. The first step is always the hardest. Want to...
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I shut a cat in the dishwasher.

Simply Restored Simple Country Living and Farm Fresh Products Story Time This week, I shut a kitten in our dishwasher. Don't worry I didn't run the dishwasher! And I didn't mean to lock him in there. I had just finished loading the dishwasher. I pushed the bottom rack most of the way in, lifted the door shut and the rack rolled in the rest of the way. As I pushed the door fully closed and stepped away, I heard an odd strangled mewling sound. I quickly realized it was coming from INSIDE the...
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My son asked me if we were eating EAGLE for supper.

Simply Restored Simple Country Living and Farm Fresh Products This week I made pulled pork for supper from a mystery cut of pork. This was our first year butchering our own pigs and I didn't know how to label anything. The packages in the freezer have lots of question marks and random descriptions on the paper. That evening the menu was "Leg-with-Hock". Hock is the lower part of the leg before you get to the foot. On its own I'd add it to a pot of simmering BBQ beans. Whatever it was, it was...